The Last Football Game He Watched Was In 1983, When The Redskins Were Actually Good

As the limo pulled through, the guard returned to his TV, hoping for a replay. The Redskins player had just scored. Of course there’s going to be a replay. They are going to reshow it a half dozen times. Shouldn’t it read, waiting for a replay?

Dan Brown obviously does not follow too many sports.

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