He Even Has A Monopoly On The Letter B

It is that time again. The weekly mail blog. Let’s see what our readers have to say this week:

Dear DWS,

I have to plan out my next three months of vacation days for work. Is there any way you can give us a sneak preview of what we can expect from Dance With Sunflowers during that time so I can make some decisions?

Appreciative,
Spencer Ross
State College, PA

Dear SR,

We at DWS like to think of ourselves as forward thinkers. Anyone can tell you what was cool yesterday (Fondue, Burt Reynolds, wood paneling on station wagons) and what is cool today (Vampires, zombies, tablet computers). But what our readers really want to know is what will be cool tomorrow.

A peak ahead at our upcoming blogs can inform us of exactly that. Rather than reacting to what is already out there in the blogosphere, we are highlighting the issues, themes and action figures that all the geeks will be obsessing about, and all the t-shirt companies will be designing for in the days ahead.

Here is what you can expect:

1. The Robber Barons
2. The Aeniad
3. Vitamins
4. The Letter B
5. The Wizards of Waverly Place
6. Non-Invasive Surgeries
7. The Speed Limit
8. Chuck Woolery
9. Really High Levels of Magnification

Thanks for the email SR, and I hope that this will help you plan your outfit for Halloween. This year AND next.
_________

When you begin to notice Henry Flick leaving the History Channel and popping up on MTV, and you hear American Idols singing about Andrew Carnegie, you won’t be surprised. You will know that the mad splash of industrialists across our pop culture itinerary was inevitable. Welcome to Robber Baron Week!

Next Issue: Our Favorite Captains of Industry

Lyric Of The Day:

“We men are only lusty boys,
Though snowy be our locks,
So Skibo’s master still enjoys
To sit and play with blocks.”

-Origin Unknown

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