King George And The Second Boston Tea Party
Apr 13th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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The Boston chapter of the Tea Party asked every newcomer to show identification. Too many liberal reporters had painted them in a bad light.
The old man was stopped at the front door. “ID please.”
“I don’t have any.”
“Why not?”
“Because ID’s are a plot by the socialist government to try and rob us of our freedom. Before you know it, they’ll have us locked up in death camps.”
“He’s one of us.”
Sweet success. First the time machine, and now this. George may not be royalty in this century, but his divine right to rule was still recognized.