Temperature Rising
Rudder lay on the trainer’s table writhing in agony. His throwing arm was swollen to bulbous proportions. A nasty, blistering rash spread from his wrist to his shoulder. His body convulsed with chills, a fever of 105°.
“Have you been self-treating again?” the team doctor asked.
“Just some analgesic balm. The big game’s on Sunday and my arm’s killing me. I need to be ready.”
“How much balm?”
“Four tubes.”
“What! The body can’t absorb that much!”
“Will I be okay by kickoff?”
“There’s no way you’re playing!” the doctor said. “You’ve got a severe case of Ben Gay Fever!”
From Guest Contributor Lee Hammerschmidt
Lee is a Visual Artist/Writer/Troubadour who lives in Oregon. He is the author of the short story collections, A Hole Of My Own and It’s Noir O’clock Somewhere. Check out his hit parade on YouTube!