Fireball
Oct 25th, 2021 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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CONTEST SUBMISSION
I asked my telepathic cat Fireball, the cat formerly known as Kitzhaber, “Do cats have a theology?”
“Some, but not all cats, believe that we were created by a divine lion-like creature, which then made the other animals to entertain us. We expect that on the day we expire we’ll be transported to a cat heaven where there are nothing but cats, rodents, and worshiping humans. The rodents will give us sport but always get caught and eaten. The humans will pet and play with us until we tire of them, then they will disappear until we need them again.”
From Guest Contributor Doug Hawley
The author, formerly known as Dough or Douglouse used to make numbers as an actuary, now among other things, strings words together.
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