Orange Man
Once upon a time, an orange man became president. He dressed in red, white and blue, but he liked white more than black and brown, and he loved orange most because he was orange.
The orange man made many people cry.
One day the orange man and his friends were indicted, prosecuted, convicted, liquidated, and incarcerated under state laws.
The orange man couldn’t pardon himself or anyone else convicted under state laws.
The orange man painted his prison cell orange, because he loved orange most because he was orange.
And people of every color lived happily ever after.
The end.
From Guest Contributor Todd Matson
Todd Matson is a Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist. He has written poetry for The Journal of Pastoral Care and Counseling and has been published in Vital Christianity. He has also written lyrics for songs recorded by a number of contemporary Christian music artists, including the Gaither Vocal Band.
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