Teed Off
When Matt Dobson teed off for the tenth hole, he drilled Brian Witherspoon, who weighs about 350, as he bent over to pick up what he thought was a quarter but turned out to be a gum wrapper.
“Well damn,” Brian yelled, “Dobson’s ball hit me square in the ass!”
Everyone got real quiet and we thought a situation might develop, but Lawson jumped off the bench and yelled, “Oh come on, he missed your asshole by five inches.”
Then everyone started laughing and so Brian walked over and shook Dobson’s hand and we all got on with our game.
From Guest Contributor Andrew Miller
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