Continued Phallic Stage
Clifford consulted his companion Coleman before Clifford’s penis-extending surgery.
Clifford: I’ll be courteous to Doctor Coen. A Clip Magazine column confirms kindness cultivates better care.
Coleman: Christ you’re crazy!
Clifford: You conclude I should be cruel? Then Doc Coen might compress it! Conceivably I could court him with chocolates.
Coleman: Chocolates, come again? No I connoted you’re crazy for continuing this claptrap! Doesn’t Corrina care?
Clifford: Corrina isn’t cognizant. It’s my wedding gift, conjointly with a card.
Coleman: You didn’t consider recovery?
Clifford: It’s worth the cost of this bargain!
Coleman: I mean, can you consummate afterwards?
Clifford: Yes…thanks, Cialis!
From Guest Contributor Benjamin Rubenstein