Ruby’s Incontinence
May 6th, 2015 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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“You’re such an asshole Chuck,” the back-braced senior citizen Ruby said as Chuck held the Stanford Medical Center elevator door open for her with one arm, balancing seven incontinence pads in his left.
Chuck smiled and pushed floor one.
“We’re parked in the basement you idiot.”
“I knew that, dear. I wanted to show you every floor so I’d get my money’s worth. $75,000 to fix a damned hernia.”
“You’d rather I be in pain, jerk?”
“Hmm… tough question.”
“Proves my point.”
“I love you enough to tolerate your usual grumpiness at the hospital.”
“Of course you do. You would.”
From Guest Contributor Jay Paul
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