A Story In 100 Words

Jesus converted water into wine. It’s true. It’s in the Bible. I don’t know if the wine was any good. I mean, did he properly age the wine as part of the miracle, or did it taste way too new? Does it really even matter? I hear even experts can’t tell the difference in blind taste tests.

In any case, it’s my god-given right to drink and get behind the wheel of my American-made Chevy truck, so I’d advise you to step back into your vehicle, officer, or I might be forced to explain the second amendment to you next.

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