Kite Prisons
Sep 28th, 2012 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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The state of Montana, hoping to profit on the nation’s overcrowding problems, built the first kite prisons in 2036. They tied the prisoners to the backs of kites and let the wind take them hundreds of feet in the air. They saved millions on construction and maintenance costs. All you needed was a few old men who made sure no one came along and cut the strings.
The congressional hearings began in 2051, when it was discovered that the Montana DOC was allowing prisoners to starve to death rather than feed them.
Leave it to the liberals to ruin a good thing.
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