I’m With The Fashion Police

Dec 23rd, 2011 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

I’m looking at you. You’re sitting on your pulpit, grandstanding and demanding, acting as if the whole world is against you.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re some kind of Achilles, and we are all Agamemnons hellbent on keeping you from what’s yours. You came here pure of intent, and we sullied your name and deprived you of your one and only chance at true love.

Well, let me be the one to tell you: the problem isn’t that you’re black and she’s white. The reason she’s not into is that you are always wearing a cardigan with a tie.

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