The Hell Cow
Sep 29th, 2011 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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She was no ordinary cow. You could tell immediately by the indecent way she chewed her cud. She almost licked her lips with anticipation. She understood it was wrong, but she chewed anyway.
No heifer had ever embraced all seven deadly sins with such fervor. She had long ago discarded her pastoral virtues, no longer content to play her role of milk-giver. She delighted in corrupting others from her herd. There was no possibility of redemption, and woe to anyone who crossed her path.
And there she was, the infernal bovine, munching the grass in my front lawn. Damn her.
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