A Modern Day Chastity Belt
Oct 21st, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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I keep careful track of my house keys. Each one is tagged with a tiny GPS chip so that I can pinpoint their locations at all times. I note every person that has ever touched one in my key journal.
I don’t trust locksmiths, so I apprenticed myself to learn lock making techniques. I developed a special algorithm based on integral wave theory to measure out the grooves, giving my locks the equivalent of 256-bit encryption.
You might consider me excessively cautious, but no one has ever broken into my house.
My key journal has only a single name listed.
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