God’s Gonna Cut You Down

Jul 19th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

The lushness of heaven extends as far as the eye can see. The sweeping idyll possesses an organic quality only the most punctilious artisan could ever manufacture.

God dotes on his lawn with a paternal devotion. Most people consider the third dimension to be God’s great masterpiece, but they have never been lucky enough to grace Heaven with their presence. God’s lawn is softer than the softest hammock, yet firmer than the ripest peach. The waiting list to serve as one of God’s lawn gnomes includes Albert Einstein and Napoleon.

But even in Heaven, the grass does not cut itself.

Professor Adam Worth

Can I request another one with this title? But more badass?
http://entropy2.com/ The Good Doctor

funny you should say this. i saw this title, and immediately thought of god cutting down all manner of mighty warriors in battle. then i decided to write against type. maybe you will like version 2 better.