It’s Only Divine Right

Jul 15th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

God stared at the tribunal with hate in his eyes. An old testament type of hate, the likes of which had not been seen in many years.

“You realize who I am, right?”

“Yes sir, but rules are rules. We must follow the procedures.” God scrutinized the angel Zadkeil and lamented ever abdicating total control of heaven.

Another angel, God did not bother to recall her name, began a roll call of his offenses, beginning with the usual complaints, like unanswered prayers and genocide.

“What do you have to say for yourself?”

“I plead the fifth, as is my right.”

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