Sergio Leone Versus Time Square’s Naked Cowboy
Jun 2nd, 2010 by profadamworth in 100 Words
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A high, warbling whistle split the air, interrupting the Naked Cowboy’s three-line act.
“Who’re you?”
“In this world there are two types of people my friend: those with guitars and diapers, and those with loaded guns.”
The Naked Cowboy’s gaze drifted to the pistol casually pointed at his head.
“Hey man, I’m just here to take pictures!”
The Man With No Name squinted. He squinted hard. He squinted into the sun and his eyes glinted like steel spurs. The Naked Cowboy started to pee a little. Finally, the Man With No Name holstered his .45.
“Put on a goddamn poncho.”
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