Total And Complete Awesomeness
Jun 1st, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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“This place is awesome!”
“Seriously. It’s the best place ever.”
“So much better than I imagined. Like your imagination is rendered completely inadequate by the fact there’s no way to even conceive total and complete awesomeness.”
“The omniscience is a nice touch. Really puts the whole thing over the top.”
“Only one thing bothers me.”
“What’s that?”
“Why did we have to be alive at all? Why not just start off in heaven and stay here the whole time? Because not being in heaven really sucks.”
“Yeah. If God really loved us, he would have skipped the whole living part.”
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