The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships
Apr 30th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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On July 24, 1914, a disenchanted Will Schutz, filled with animosity towards Napoleon III, defenestrated him from the top of Prague’s Town Hall. This led Joan of Arc to rally the Huguenot forces and lay siege to the proud city of Ilium.
Joan, due to a congenital defect, was born with snakes instead of hair, and a visage so awful to behold that men were forced to do her awful bidding, thus saddling her with the moniker of the Face That Launched a Thousand Ships.
Needless to say, these ships were targeted by German U-boats and sunk almost immediately.
The End.
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