The Perfect Gentleman
Apr 12th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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His ties always match his shirt and jacket.
When picking up a date, he knocks on the door. He never honks his horn or yells at her balcony.
When ordering at the restaurant, he allows her to chose her own dish.
You would never know how considerably rich he is.
The only time he curses is in the telling of a story. And even then, not if any minors are present.
When you make a mistake in his presence, he tolerates it graciously.
When he gets a woman pregnant he always pays for the abortion.
He is the perfect gentleman.
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