The Science Of Engineering
Sep 10th, 2012 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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No one knew what was causing the rumble in subway line Q6, but it had people scared. City council called in the engineers and scientists to determine the source before they had an accident.
The engineers took a survey to measure what environmental factors might be affecting the tunnel and quickly reached a conclusion. Groundwater was leaking into the structure and had compromised the integrity of the entire network. They ordered an immediate closure to the line and made plans for repairs.
The scientists meanwhile blamed the whole thing on climate change. No wonder the Republicans hate science so much.