Papers
May 21st, 2020 by thegooddoctor in Uncategorized
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– Good afternoon, sir. Can I see your papers, please?
– Is there a problem, officer? I don’t think I was speeding, was I?
– I said: papers.
– …uhm…all right. Here they are.
– Are you the person on this ID?
– Yes, I am.
– This picture isn’t very recent.
– Can I take a look? … No it isn’t.
– I’m afraid I’ll have to bring you in, sir.
– What? Because my picture isn’t very up-to-date?
– No sir, because of the consequences it might have.
– Such as?
– Well…you might run into someone you bullied as a kid and who is now a cop.
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