The Mad Hatter Goes To Parliament
May 12th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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When the announcement was made, we took it as a joke. Surely, no one in their right mind would have voted the Mad Hatter a member of Parliament.
“You are not right in the head,” proclaimed the Hatter.
“Then off with our heads,” laughed the crowd.
The beheadings started soon thereafter. Tea Parties became a national affair, and the national coffers were quickly emptied to pay for wine and biscuits.
“But there is no wine and biscuits,” cried the people.
“I have been turned into a scape goat,” lamented the hatter.
And he produced a goat to prove his case.
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