Truce
Apr 19th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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It was a rivalry that lasted for millennia.
Napoleon, insulted by the assassination attempt, meticulously plotted his revenge. First on Elba, to which he manufactured his own exile, then New Jersey, where he perfected his own time machine.
The damage proved catastrophic of course. Our world took on the characteristics of both men. The emperor’s anal attention to detail coupled with George’s creative inspiration combined to forever warp reality.
These days, the friends laugh over the destruction they wrought. They occasionally admit to some regret, but proudly note the empire runs on schedule, and tea is always served at three.