The Man Who Loved Bears
Sep 3rd, 2025 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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Bob was excited. His new coworkers had planned a birthday surprise. It was slightly strange they’d gone through the trouble of learning what he liked, blindfolding him, and driving him to a secret location when he’d only joined the team two weeks ago, but he he’d taken the job because of their excellent HR record. He was already impressed by their enthusiasm for team building activities.
“Okay, you can remove your blindfold.”
Adjusting his eyes to the light, Bob jumped in terror. He was locked in a cage with a massive grizzly bear.
“I said I liked beer, not bears!”