What A Way To Go

Sep 1st, 2025 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

I died in the most absurd manner possible.

I was training to beat the world record for the most Skittles in your mouth at one time. This is harder than you might think, because you’ve to get them in and out fast enough they don’t start melding together into one giant rainbow skittle.

So I was training with my team and I’d just beaten my personal best when I started to choke. Everyone thought I was celebrating. By the time they realized I’d turned blue and fallen unconscious, it was too late.

By the way, the world record is 381.

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