Man’s Best Friend
Aug 6th, 2025 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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My wife said I treated Tobasco better than I treated the kids. I walked him three times a day.
I took him water skiing and skydiving. I fed him rib tips and chili for dinner. He’s ridden shotgun
in my Ferrari more than my wife. She has a conniption because I gave Tobasco a 24-karat gold
funeral with a sterling silver tombstone and cremated her mother. The heifer didn’t like me anyway.
Tobasco didn’t complain about dinner, clothes, and require $1000 cell phones. He didn’t fail in
school and talk back. Excuse me while I cry and blow snot everywhere.
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