Bad Parenting
Aug 1st, 2025 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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Brandon is so excited he can barely speak. “So Pain Cake climbs onto the top rope when the ref isn’t looking and drops onto Big Beef with his patented Jagged Edge.”
“Pain Cake?”
“Yeah. He flattens you like a pancake, and it’s extremely painful.”
“I see.”
“Then Captain Atomic runs out of the locker rooms with a German Shepherd and chases everyone out of the ring. And guess what happens next…”
“Mm-hm.”
“Mom, you aren’t listening!”
“I’m listening. I’m just driving. Go on.”
“This is literally the greatest thing that’s happened in my entire life and you don’t even care.”
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