We Will All Stop Using Acronyms

May 19th, 2025 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Friday afternoon: Another email pinged through from the boss, full of acronyms and bullet points. Bullet points always made Stella want to shoot herself.

“WTF,” Stella replied. “This is CRAP. CBA, TBH.” She went home.

***

Monday morning: “Stella. My office. Now.”

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“Well, of course I mean Wednesday/Thursday/Friday,” Stella explained. “There’s to be a Completion Report After Production. Your IRK suggestion Can Be Arranged. Your third request, the prioritization protocol presentation, I’ve marked To Be Handled.” She drew a long breath.

***

Another email pinged through as Stella returned to her desk: “Moving forward we will all stop using acronyms…”

Stella smiled.

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