Gross Malpractice

Apr 1st, 2025 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

No one had ever seen so many lawyers in one place before. It seemed their number was approaching infinity, but only because the sight was truly incomprehensible.

“I’m afraid we have some bad news. Our move to dismiss was rejected.”

“You assured me the case had no legal basis.”

“Yes, but that was before the issue of dogs was introduced. People seem pretty upset they don’t live at least as long as people.”

“The term gross malpractice is beginning to be bandied about.”

God shook his head regretfully. Maybe the whole creation thing should have been more carefully thought out.

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