They’re Cheap
May 8th, 2024 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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After Victor finished laying into his subordinates, he always took a long sip from his diet coke. The sucking sound he made with the straw drove everyone crazy. He found great pleasure in their discomfort.
“Well? Do any of you jizzbags have any ideas how to turn around this colossus clusterfuck?”
“We could shave costs if we automated some of the more dangerous tasks. Insurance is up 13% over last year.”
“We’re insuring those motherfuckers? Get rid of that. It’s cheaper to pay off families after an accident.”
Victor used air quotes when he used the word accident. Everyone laughed.
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