The Bully Business Professor
Apr 27th, 2023 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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The asshat in an ascot quoted Foucault. He made faculty senate holy hell. I think he was in English, maybe History; I knew he wasn’t in athletics!
Anyway, motherfucker just loved the drone of his self-important voice. How about the dulcet tone of a head slap?
I snapped and pummeled him. An Engineering professor high-fived me before public safety came.
At my hearing, I learned he was old money, Ivy League—his mom and dad were philanthropists. He smirked when I got suspended.
Afterwards, I gave him a super wedgy and nasty pink belly.
That’s my story.
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