Abraham Lincoln Watching Django Unchained For The First Time
Jan 13th, 2016 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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The producers were expecting some strong reactions as the movie reached its climax. The violence was among the most graphic they had ever seen. But when their star guest collapsed, all the executives fell into a stunned silence.
“Is he all right?”
One of the marketing interns knelt to feel his pulse. “His heart has stopped.”
No one thought to call a doctor. The cover up began immediately.
“Luckily, he was shot just a few weeks after we picked him up. History shouldn’t be too affected.”
Everyone nodded in agreement but, in true Hollywood fashion, it was just wishful thinking.