Some Things Will Always Remain A Mystery
Jan 9th, 2014 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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When Bob achieved omniscience in heaven, pretty much all the crazy shit that had never made sense now became clear. But as he sat on a cloud with Baby Jesus, there was still one mystery that confused him.
“You forgive everyone, right?”
“That’s right,” Baby Jesus said.
“Even those religious fundamentalists who preach intolerance?”
“Yes, even them.”
“I guess they’re lucky you’re a forgiving God.”
Baby Jesus giggled. “To tell you the truth, I don’t get why they worshiped me in the first place. Why not go in for one of the more vengeful religions that better suited their temperament?”
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