The Babysitting Job
Nov 18th, 2013 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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Lisa had been babysitting for almost two years, ever since she was 14. Never in her long career had she seen anything so disgusting as this.
Little kids will puke and poop and spit and generally make a mess of everything they touch. Lisa was used to all these awful behaviors. She was a pro.
But she’d never seen a baby molt before, yet that was exactly what this toddler was doing. Shedding its skin and revealing a hard layer of scales underneath. Lisa shrieked and jumped on top of the coffee table.
Perhaps the Iguana family wasn’t hispanic after all.