Another Sign Of The American Decline
Mar 25th, 2013 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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From a young age, Megan enjoyed the feel of new money against her skin. She would save her pennies, ride her bike to the corner bank, and trade them in for brand new dollars. Her mom would frequently find her naked in her bedroom, rolling around on her newly-acquired currency.
As an adult, Megan developed a gambling addiction. She fell into bankruptcy on three separate occasions and ruined two marriages, one of which was her own.
But when the treasury secretary succumbed to the latest bird virus, the president could find no better choice to assume the vacant cabinet position.