I Can’t Tell If Jason’s Being Sarcastic At The End
Mar 22nd, 2012 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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On the day you were born, Jason, you nearly died.
I know, Dad. You’ve told me a million times.
Sure. But did I tell you the part where you and your mother fell 30 stories?
Yes, just as the truck full of pillows drove by.
Right. Well, what about the earthquake?
Yeah, that too. I get it. I was super lucky to survive.
I’m sorry. Anyway, I wanted you to have this for your graduation. It’s the grenade that marine accidentally dropped into your baby basket. It was a dud.
Wow. I didn’t know that part of the story. Thanks, Dad.
The Daily Theme from Figment for March 8, 2012
Talisman transformation: Tell the story of how an ordinary object becomes a person’s lucky charm.
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