A PETA Lawyer Interrogates A Hostile Witness
Aug 11th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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I don’t mean to seem dismissive of your charges that my master has submitted us to cruel and inhumane punishment, but I think you’ll find yourself very much mistaken.
My master has always behaved most generously. Once, when I was thirsty, he allowed me to hydrate by catching snowflakes on my tongue.
And after a hard day’s journey, he would often permit us to entertain ourselves by watching the stars.
Why, just last month, he lashed at us for more than 1000 miles as we dragged him through the snow and ice.
So you see, he truly is a magnanimous master.
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