Clean
Jul 8th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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They were calling it the biggest mass migration in human history.
Millions of Catholics fleeing their home countries and flooding the Amazonian and South East Asian rain forests. Not only were the economies of entire regions being disrupted, but the environmental destruction was unprecedented.
The threats posed by climate change paled in comparison. The false modern idols–money and science, patriotism and Ronald McDonald–proved they were no rival to the power of religion. Millions would die due to the mistake.
All because the Pope, as part of the onset of his dementia, declared that daily rain cleanses the soul of sin.