Missed Opportunities
Jun 2nd, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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The Universe may not be infinite, but it’s pretty darn close.
Odds are, somewhere in the cosmos a ship of fun loving aliens can be found cruising the star systems. These extra-terrestrials are the most beautiful beings in the universe. You say it’s unlikely, but in fact it’s almost a certainty. It’s simple mathematics.
The next generation of astronauts, or the generation after that, could be the first Earthlings to encounter these beautiful alien party babes. Unfortunately, every one of our astronauts is a socially retarded science geek. The party of the eon is going to fly right past us.