High School Confidential
Jan 12th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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The quarterback, blonde, drives a corvette, announced, “We’re going to decimate Bayside High at Homecoming.” All the girls swooned.
The nerd raised his hand, “Actually, decimate means to destroy one out of every ten.”
After class, the quarterback punched out the nerd in front of the head cheerleader. He then asked her to the dance.
The nerd was secretly in love with the cheerleader. He did her chemistry homework, hoping she would remember his name.
At the dance, the cheerleader realized that the nerd was actually the man of her dreams. They lived happily ever after, at least until college.