The Legal Department
Dec 25th, 2009 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
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With a heavy thud, Kirby threw a thick file onto the desk, joining the mounds of paper already stacked higher than the tip of his hat.
He heard a sigh from the other side. “More?” a voice asked.
“This is the report on Tommy Evans you asked for. I think we can safely say he belongs in the bad pile,” Kirby responded with a squeak.
“I miss the old days, when I could just keep the list myself.”
“Well, we can’t afford to be sued again. It would be the end of Christmas.”
Santa sighed again. Lawyers had ruined everything.
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