More Circles

The thing about circles is they multiply faster than tribbles on a starship. First they start out as portholes in boats, then they move on to John Lennon glasses, and before you know it, they are absolutely everywhere. The only solace is they don’t eat humans. Yet. But they do consume oxygen, and soon we’ll …

Air Conditioned Planet

The giant air conditioners of the future will not cool a room or a building but the entire planet. This will be humanity’s solution to global warming, and it will actually work. Of course, the cooling of the planet will be preceded by the largest extinction event in history. But hey, that’s what zoos are …