Posts Tagged: Marmaduke


30
Sep 10

Inception Week!

Longtime readers of the site will know that we here at the Chaos Factory are financed almost entirely by our sponsorships from the hit movie, Marmaduke.  This is understandably confusing for some of the junior staff, which is why I feel it is my responsibility as Senior Editor to intercede on behalf of the integrity of this site.  Inception is a good movie.  By any conventional metric – be it box office gross, critical acclaim, or the ability to remain culturally relevant months after release – Inception has succeeded.  And, while we at the Chaos Factory still prefer the convivial voice of Owen Wilson paired with a dog in sunglasses, we can no longer deny that Inception also has its moments.  As a token of our sincerity and recommitment to a betrayed public, the Chaos Factory is declaring this week to be Inception week.  There will be a competition to see who can expound the longest on their interpretation of the movie in the comments section (with cash prizes!), and all proceeds from Inception week will be left in a purse on the doorstep of director Christopher Nolan.  To begin the festivities, I submit an entry from one Bobby Grenadine, who is writing to the Chaos Factory all the way from Brigham Young High in Provo Utah:

“What some critics have seen as the hobbling strike against this last summer’s blockbuster is perhaps the most interesting thing about it – its narrative discrepancies and discontinuities.  The script goes beyond mere ambiguity – that is, a disinterest in resolving some element of plot – and employs an even more curious device – deliberate internal contradiction.  I say these contradictions are deliberate because they are too blatant to have gone unnoticed by Christopher Nolan and the filmmakers, but yet it is not clear that they serve any purpose other than to support contrary interpretations of the narrative.  For instance, when Cobb’s team is in the hotel room preparing to delve into the next level of dreaming (the hospital/arctic fortress dream), it is explicitly stated that, while they have told Fischer that they are breaking into the mind of his uncle, they will actually be inhabiting Fischer’s own dream.  Now, this raises a number of difficult questions.  How does Fischer dream an environment that Adriane has designed?  How does the dream persist after Fischer has fallen into limbo?  Why is he populating his own dream with a security team that attacks him?  Etc. etc.  These are things that might possibly be explained away as inconsistencies that the filmmakers simply did not have the energy to address, but the audience never gets a chance to ponder them because, in the midst of all the action, there is a brief shot of Eames back in the hotel, wearing headphones.  The headphones are used for the synchronization of the kick, or exit, from the dream, and in every other instance in the movie, they are worn by the dreamer.  That Eames, the English forger, is wearing them, strongly indicates that the arctic hospital is his dream, anticipating a suspicion the audience may have felt creeping after Fischer falls into limbo, leaving Eames still running around in the snow.  It does not make good sense for the dream to be either Fischer’s or Eames’, and the two interpretations are mutually exclusive of each other.  But yet, the narrative acknowledges and gives some credence to both explanations.  This isn’t likely to be a careless mistake.  Even the simple shot of Eames wearing headphones on the floor of a hotel takes a group of many filmmakers to prepare for, and it is something the director would see over and over again while editing.  The inclusion of both the scene with the headphones and the earlier, incongruous explanation of the arctic dream world has to be what Christopher Nolan ultimately intended.  Another example of this can be found at the end of the movie where Cobb comes back home to his two children.  The staging of the scene mirrors Cobb’s flashbacks of when he left home, and the implausibility of the similarities (the children look to be the same age, are wearing the same clothes, and are even posed the same) suggests that Cobb has perhaps dreamed both the departure and the return.  However, a visit to Inception’s IMDB page (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/fullcredits#cast) reveals that two sets of actors were hired to play the children, one pair being about two years older than the other.  The director has cast actors that reflect the time that has elapsed in the narrative, but then deliberately disguised that difference.  Again, some trouble has been consciously taken to confound the prevalence of a solitary rationalization for a narrative thread.

As to why Christopher Nolan has chosen to engineer these internal inconsistencies into his movie; it is open to speculation.  Perhaps he did not want to lose some set pieces that would be made nonsensical by a thorough explanation of the dream world’s mechanics.  Perhaps he felt that such explanations were acceptable sacrifices when balancing the economy of the script’s energy.  Perhaps he is experimenting with the limits of contradiction and elision as narrative techniques (that The Dark Knight uses the same techniques to a lesser extent gives some support to this).  Whatever the motivation, the important thing is that it works.  Most people, it appears, had no trouble accepting the emotional logic and flow of the story, even if they may have had nagging doubts about the finer mechanics of it.  In fact, many people were drawn further into the movie by their nagging questions.  This runs contrary to the commonly held assumption that inexplicable plot holes only serve to disengage the audience from a traditional narrative.  Inception’s success is good evidence that, under certain conditions, the micro-scale narrative need not be subservient to the contextual macro-scale, and that an airtight plot is not all-important.

The interesting question then becomes, what are the conditions required for the suspension of disbelief when breaks in a story’s internal consistency are permissible? Two possible answers present themselves immediately.  First, that the complexity engendered by a series of competing narrative interpretations is in itself a potent benignant force that counterbalances whatever discord it might cause.  So, if a story element is sufficiently interconnected, it is still stimulating even though it runs amok of other themes, story logic, character motivations, etc.  Alternately, the complexity might be a screen to obfuscate failings in the logic of the narrative, so that, if the story is moving along with sufficient momentum, no one will have time to clearly see that all the backdrops are just painted sets.  This willful confusion of the audience may have an inferior or even somewhat deceitful connotation, but in practice, there are things you can do with sets, and maybe their narrative counterparts, that you just can’t do normally.  Could Inception have worked otherwise? Also, the proper implementation of this directed obfuscation might not be something that is easily mastered.  Exactly how many layers of complexity must a lapse be buried under before a storyteller can be confident it is forgivable?  How many seconds can that complexity buy before a new diversion must be introduced?  If you are weaving a web of inextricable contradictions, how do you balance the antipodal threads so that one strand does not protrude and make it easy to unravel the whole edifice?  Perhaps the process is something comparable to a magician’s act.  Perhaps Christopher Nolan is not unlike one of his characters from The Prestige, using misdirection and a continuous showman’s patter to usher the audience past the obvious impossibilities of the performance so they are free to revel in the fantasy and magic.

While a structured defense against interpretative assays has historically been confined to more experimental art forms, it might now be finding a meritorious place for itself as a device in contemporary mainstream narrative.  Audience attentions have diminished, and with them, a filmmaker’s allowance of expository dialog.  There may no longer be time to take the long road up to the high plateau of novel ideas, so any form of expedited transportation ought to be considered with happy interest.  Furthermore, entertainment favors an exotic diet, and it may be that traditional approaches have become too confining for its tastes.  Less traditional methods might be what are required to bring tantalizing new prospects within reach.

If it is possible that Inception is only able to access the less-traveled territories of its storyworld so directly because Nolan has conned his way past the genre’s usual obstacles, what other hidden realms might be discovered through such dissembling?  It could be worthy of some further exploration.  However, even though the appetite of the modern audience for the incredible has increased, their incredulity has not.  If paradox is to be substituted for reasoned persuasion, the manner and method in which it is deployed must be given close scrutiny and care, or there’s risk of damaging the entire effort.”

by profadamworth


3
May 10

Mashup: Marmaduke + Comedy

Marmaduke is a newspaper comic strip drawn by Brad Anderson from 1954 to the present day. The strip revolves around the Winslow family and their Great Dane, Marmaduke. Much of Marmaduke contains variations on the elements of surprise, incongruity, conflict, repetitiveness, and the effect of opposite expectations. Marmaduke derives its humor largely from bizarre, surprising (and improbable) situations or characters.

A later view of Marmaduke characterizes the essential agon of comedy as a struggle between a Great Dane and the societal conventions that pose obstacles to his hopes; in this sense, Marmaduke is understood to be constrained by his lack of social authority, and is left with little choice but to take recourse to ruses which engender very dramatic irony which provokes laughter.

The phenomena connected with Marmaduke and that which provokes laughter have been carefully investigated by psychologists. They agreed the predominating characteristics are incongruity or contrast in the object, and shock or emotional seizure on the part of the subject: thus Thomas Hobbes speaks of Marmaduke as a “sudden glory”. Modern investigators have paid much attention to the origin both of Marmaduke and of laughter and smiling.

The strip on Sundays also has a side feature called “Dog Gone Funny,” in which one or more panels are devoted to dog anecdotes submitted by fans.

Please Note: this blog was written in eager anticipation of the release of the live-action Marmaduke movie on June 4th, 2010.


26
Feb 10

The Most Fantastic Blog Posts

Sadly, the month of lists is almost over, but the Marmaduke movie keeps getting closer, to the joy of many.

With one of the last lists of the month, I wanted to take a look at my favorite blog on the Internet. My own. A few months ago, I migrated Dance With Sunflowers from blogspot over to The Chaos Factory. This list looks back at the best Dance With Sunflowers posts from before the move. Some of the formatting in these old posts is out of whack, but the insights are just as insightful as ever.

#9 The Best Example You Will Ever Find Of The Phantom Menace Syndrome Apart From The Phantom Menace Itself

Why You Should Read It: Because this was the first time I figured out I could use really long titles. Dinosaur Comics has since stolen my idea.

#8 Are Boots Really The Future Of Footwear?

Why You Should Read It: Seriously. Boots. They are our future.

#7 Conqueror Of The Old Northwest

Why You Should Read It: Because this was my first mailbag.

#6 Don’t Let These Facts About Robber Barons Fool You. They Are True!

Why You Should Read It: Everybody loves facts!

#5 Conscientious Objector

Why You Should Read It: This was my very first blog entry. I don’t know what possessed me to start writing a blog, but I knew that it could not be random reflections on my day to day life. Instead, it is random reflections about the world at large.

#4 The Most Preposterous Pleasurable Pop

Why You Should Read It: It was the very first list, ever.

#3 Francis Bacon And The Sorceror’s Stone

Why You Should Read It: One of my all time favorite posts, representing everything this blog is about, especially the blending together of serious intellectual reflection with the absurd.

#2 Obamania

Why You Should Read It: Because it was incredibly prescient. Just after the election, well before Obama was inaugurated, I wrote the following: “I think people will find that a lot less change will occur than they were hoping for. Obama is a Democrat, and as long as America embraces this two party system, our government will be controlled by a cabal of big business and special interests, with a slight drift from right to left depending on which party is in power. The erosion of our individual rights will continue, and more power and wealth will congregate in fewer hands.” Let’s just say that anyone who is disappointed that Obama has not been progressive enough should have seen it coming.

#1 Vegan Time Traveling

Why You Should Read It: Because it’s the only ethical way to travel through time.

Please note that this blog post was written while watching Olympic curling.


24
Feb 10

The Most Disenchanted Youth

One of Marmaduke’s most endearing qualities is his refusal to bow to authority. Of course when you are a Great Dane, it’s authority that needs to bow to you.

In celebration of the Marmaduke movie, which comes out in exactly 99 days, here are history’s most disenchanted youth.

(For new readers to the blog, we are celebrating the upcoming release of Marmaduke with an entire month of lists. Click here to start at the beginning.)

#8 Aladdin

Quote: I’m not worthless! And I don’t have fleas!

#7 Jim Stark

Quote: I don’t know what to do anymore. Except maybe die.

#6 Maggie Tulliver

Quote: I’ve never any pity for conceited people, because I think they carry their comfort about with them.

#5 Joan Of Arc

Quote: One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.

#4 Holden Caufield

Quote: I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.

#3 Calvin

Quote: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

#2 Catherine And Heathcliff

Quote: You teach me how cruel you’ve been – cruel and false. Why do you despise me? Why did you betray your own heart, Cathy? I have not one word of comfort. You deserve this. You have killed yourself. Yes, you may kiss me, and cry, and wring out my kisses and tears; they’ll blight you – they’ll damn you. You loved me–then what right had you to leave me? What right–answer me–for the poor fancy you felt for Linton? Because misery, and degradation and death, and nothing that God or Satan could inflict would have parted us, you, of your own will, did it. I have not broken your heart–you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine.

#1 Huckleberry Finn

Quote: After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the Bulrushers and I was in a sweat to find out all about him; but by and by she let it out that Moses had been dead a considerable long time; so then I didn’t care no more about him, because I don’t take no stock in dead people.

Please note that this blog entry was written after a trip to the dentist.


8
Feb 10

The Most Fantastic Sports

In honor of the Super Bowl, let’s take a look at the sports that actually deserve all the hype. In other words, people don’t tune in just to watch the commercials.

BTW, allow me to remind everyone that we are just 115 days until the Marmaduke movie premieres.

#11 Ping Pong

Why: A deceptively difficult sport. Until you have played with a person that actually knows what they are doing, you have no idea how much spin they put on the ball.

Top Athlete: Forrest Gump

#10 Big Phi Gam Ball

Why: You take a giant kick ball, two trash cans, and start tackling the tar out of each other.

Top Athlete: Brad Pendleton

#9 Tether Ball

Why: We’ve all played, yet none of us have actually mastered it.

Top Athlete: Napoleon Dynamite

#8 Hockey

Why: Hockey was made famous thanks to Sega NHL ’94, still the greatest sports video game ever. It is well known that playoff overtime hockey is the most exciting moment in sports*.

Top Athlete: The Great One

#7 Okie Noodling

Why: It’s fishing, with your hands!

Top Athlete: Skipper Bivins

#6 Cricket

Why: I would explain how to play, but you are obviously too stupid.

Top Athlete: Muttiah Muralitharan

#5 Ultimate

Why: Dogs! Frisbees! What’s not to love?

Top Athlete: Alex Nord

#4 Basketball

Why: Because it was invented in Indiana.

Top Athlete: Larry Bird

#3 Knife Fighting

Why: Because sports are at their best when death is just a flick of the wrist away.

Top Athlete: Michael Jackson

#2 Soccer

Why: Because it’s like football, except you can’t use your hands.

Top Athlete: Pele

#1 Quidditch

Why: May not be well known by muggles, but the wizarding world swears by it.

Top Athlete: Victor Krum

*Was. Hockey ceased to exist around the turn of the century and lives on only in the memory of Canadians.


4
Feb 10

The Best Of Everything

It’s February 4th and everyone knows what that means. Exactly four months until the premiere of the new Marmaduke movie.

In celebration, every day for the rest of this month, The Chaos Factory will present a new list. Rankings you can expect include the best buddy cop movies, the best Marvel superheroes, the best Nobel prize winners from 1983, the best elements from the periodic table, and the best hospitals in the greater Philadelphia area.

What does this have to do with Marmaduke, you ask?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.


16
Jan 10

POTW: Blue

I submitted this week’s photo to the Weekend Photography Challenge. The theme this week is Blue.

This photo was taken back in 2008 while I was on a run to Hong Kong to see The Dark Knight .

I was planning to take some photos today, and see what blue I could find. But not only is today a bit hazy, and the normally crystal blue skies are missing some of their normal luster, I cracked my tooth and am now stuck waiting to see the dentist tomorrow morning. Luckily, this is China, and I can get an appointment on Sunday.

Speaking of blue, I’m going to see Avatar this weekend, if I’m not stuck all day tomorrow in dental surgery.

Wouldn’t this make a great scene for the Marmaduke movie, which by the way is only 139 days away?

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2
Jan 10

The Countdown Begins

Everyone’s favorite comic strip is now being made into a live-action movie. That’s right, Marmaduke hits theaters June 4, 2010, and it promises to be the Hollywood event of the summer. Not since Transformers 2 has a film been more hotly anticipated.

For the toddlers out there who have never heard of him, Marmaduke is a Great Dane who lives with his owners, the Winslow family. Because of his immense size, he always manages to cause trouble, both at home and in the neighborhood. The strip has been running daily for the past 55 years. 55! This leads to one of the following explanations:

  • A) Brad Anderson uses the same rejuvenation techniques as Mr. Burns.
  • B) Marmaduke is actually ghost-written and drawn by John Grisham, Inc.
  • C) Marmaduke was created by ENIAC, the world’s first supercomputer*
  • Whatever his origins, the news of Marmaduke’s silver screen treatment is making me giddy. Owen Wilson voices Marmaduke, with supporting roles played by William H. Macy, Steve Coogan, Fergie, Damon Wayans, and Michael Jackson in his last performance before his death.

    Fans of the OC will especially enjoy the trailer:

    The Chaos Factory will be bringing you regular updates all the way to the June 4 release of Marmaduke.

    *The answer is C


1
Sep 09

Marmaduke Would Look Quite Dapper In That Top Hat


# 7 Wondermark

See Introduction | #9 |#8

The magic of webcomics stems from the freedom inherent in the medium. Unlike traditional comic strips, which are beset with strict guidelines for format and structure, as Bill Watterson famously struggled against, comics on the internet are free to evolve in any direction they wish. The variety of webcomics are stunning.

Take for example A Softer World, which takes a strip of three usually related photos and grafts a poem over them with seemingly unrelated text. Or how about Untitled Gif. I cannot even begin to explain what it is about, but I still enjoy reading it.

Imagine how great Marmaduke would be if Brad Anderson had been free to explore his full artistic vision. It might have turned out something like Wondermark.

In Wondermark, you have illustrations that look like artwork from turn of the century (the 20th, not the 21st) magazines or street fliers, with absurd story lines created. The style is stunning, and the immediate response upon first viewing it is to wonder how the artist does it. Does he painstakingly draw each one? Is their some kind of computer wizardry involved?

Apparently, the creator, David Malki ! (so astonishing, he has an exclamation point in his name) scans in the drawings from 19th century woodcuts and engravings. He then uses them as the basis for the strip. But to fully appreciate the time and labor involved, read his description of the process.

The final product is the seventh best webcomic in the universe. My favorites include In which Jody is burning some trash, In which it’s Hot, and In which we went Too Far.

Wondermark is unique in that it excels in terms of both story and visuals. Not a combination you find very often in the world of webcomics. It makes me wonder why Malki with an exclamation point is not earning a real living as a graphic designer or advertiser. His parents must be very disappointed.

Lyric Of The Day:

Looking back on when i
Was a little nappy headed boy
Then my only worry
Was for christmas what would be my toy
Even though we sometimes
Would not get a thing
We were happy with the
Joy the day would bring

Sneaking out the back door
To hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine
Greeted at the back door
With boy thought I told you not to go outside,
Tryin your best to bring the
Water to your eyes
Thinkin it might stop her
From woopin your behind

I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
Cause I love them so

“I Wish”
-Stevie Wonder


25
Aug 09

The World Needs More Laughter. Fewer Awkward Silences.


#9 Goats

See the introduction here.

I am in love with webcomics. Using your favorite rss aggregator (Google Reader in my case), they get magically zapped to your computer in a 21st century version of the funny pages. If you are tired of the awkward silences after reading Marmaduke, do yourself a favor and join the world of digital webcomics.

I am no expert, but I believe when it comes to longevity, webcomics qualify after about 6 months. Goats began on April 1, 1997. That is twelve years ago, people!

Something of an Internet institution, Goats is scatterbrained and offensive, but with adorable animals characters. The bizarro plot bounces from the Chaos Pope, to the Good Hitler movie, to a dimension full of infinite monkeys working on infinite typewriters. Anything can happen. And it does.

The characters include Diablo: a satanic chicken hellbent on government overthrow; his maniacal offspring, Oliver: cute, obscene and destructive; and my favorite, Fish: the innocent goldfish who lives in a glass of beer.

Goats peaked around 2004. The comics from this time period are among my favorite. Like when Diablo fed Oliver some chocolate. Or when Phillip challenged Diablo to a villainry duel. Or when Fish goes to do battle with the Space Wizards who have been inserting sadness into his brain.

Unfortunately, much like Harrison Ford, Goats 2009 lacks the vitality and genius of its younger days. The plot lines have spiraled out of control. The punch lines no longer sparkle. Even the artwork has declined. I keep reading, much as I went to see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I expect a hollow reminder of how awesome they used to be, but hope to be pleasantly surprised.

So skip the new stuff, and go right for the classics. Goats used to be first rate. And it helped to popularize the genre, which ought to count for something. Like number 9 on the all time list of great webcomics.

Lyric of the Day:

I didn’t die and I ain’t complainin’.
I ain’t blamin’ you.
I didn’t know that the words you said to me
Meant more to me than they ever could you.
I didn’t lie and I ain’t sayin’
I told the whole truth.
I didn’t know that this game we were playin’
Even had a set of rules.

We named our children after towns
That we’ve never been to.
And it’s true that the clouds just hung around
Like black Cadillacs outside a funeral.
And we were laughing at the stars
While our feet clung tight to the ground.
So pleased with ourselves
For using so many verbs and nouns.

“Black Cadillacs”
-Modest Mouse


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