An actual gchat conversation. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.*
paris: you watched the wire recently?
ive seen it like 5 times
hector: all five seasons five times?
or five episodes?
paris: all seasons 5 times
hector: yeah, well it’s fantastic
i just watched the final episode
paris: if you look at daniels face when he’s around rhonda, he has that “i love white girls” look all the damn time
the pink nipple fascination
final montage is the greatest
but yes, i agree, the wire is the greatest
imdb gives it a 9.7, higher than sopranos
making it the best show ever, behind david attenborough narrated planet earth
hector: i’ve never watched the sopranos.
i assume it sucks
paris: sopranos? lol
it’s also excellent
required watching, in my book
quintessential mob drama
hector: well, i might give it a try now.
paris: it’s like watching 6 seasons of the godfather
hector: i’ve got nothing to do with my life now that i’ve finished the wire
except watching it 4 more times
also, i liked inception
i didnt care about the plot holes at all
the ending was just a blur of nonsense
hector: don’t get me started on inception.
it’s dead to me
paris: however, the movie itself is the dream, and the audience is the dreamer
movie theaters = dreamlike
dark, nothing but you and the screen
hector: if that’s the case, i’m having a dull dream with a crap story and no character development
paris: dream within a dream within a dream! ten layers of dreaming!
hector: i totally understand your point. it could very well be nolan’s intention, to say the whole movie is a dream
but the movie is still crap story telling
paris: yes, but to say that is to say that over 95% of all movies are crap story telling
which they are
so it’s a redundant point
oh im a father now, too
more crap story telling
hector: i heard
paris: babies start off at level 0
paris: total n00bs
my baby probably has like 10 xp now
hector: babies are stupid. good luck with yours
paris: had to teach him how to suck at my girl’s nipples
i thought they knew automatically, but no
also, i didnt know babies cant smile
until like… 1+ months
hector: that’s a true fact.
it’s learned behavior
interesting, to say the least
my kid takes like ten shits a day
mroe than that
im changing diapers half my non-work hours
im fucking wiped out
hector: thanks. i always enjoy reminders of why i don’t want kids
paris: how are things in gayjing
less gay now that odysseus left
his gay gene is recessive, but still awkwardly present
hector: so true
paris: i saw him in nyc a couple of times this year
hector: is he really going to school?
hector: i always expected he was lying.
paris: postbac premed shit
hector: it was a front for something
paris: trying to get into med school
i saw him organic chem books lying around
hector: but i couldn’t figure out what it was a front for
paris: haha he’s trying to get an MD i guess
it’s going to be a magical day when he can prescribe me things
hector: oh, everything makes sense now.
paris: he’ll be in school for another year or two
hector: he’s in school to get you meds sometime in teh distant future
paris: and IF he gets into med school, another… 6?
he’ll basically be 40 before he finishes
not to mention residency and all that
wish my dad was willing to send me to school for another decade
that would be the best
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