{"id":842,"date":"2010-04-29T15:51:31","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T07:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=842"},"modified":"2013-11-22T18:39:25","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T10:39:25","slug":"angry-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2010\/04\/angry-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am So Angry At This Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This photo is not for the faint of heart:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/dirtyface.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/dirtyface-300x247.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"dirtyface\" width=\"300\" height=\"247\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-843\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you are thinking about having a child, I hope this photograph will make you think better of it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not too happy with this rabbit either:  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/rabbit.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/rabbit-300x242.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rabbit\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-844\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It is time for Congress to discuss expanding hate crimes legislation to include cookies and peanut butter.  Their oppression at the hands of babies and rabbits should not be allowed to continue.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please note: this blog post was written while fleeing from peanut butter toting babies.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This photo is not for the faint of heart: If you are thinking about having a child, I hope this photograph will make you think better of it. I&#8217;m not too happy with this rabbit either: It is time for Congress to discuss expanding hate crimes legislation to include cookies and peanut butter. Their oppression [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":843,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[495,1055,1054,1052,1053,1051],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-babies","tag-congress","tag-cookies","tag-hate-crimes","tag-peanut-butter","tag-rabbits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2819,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/2819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}