{"id":752,"date":"2010-02-22T11:22:03","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T03:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=752"},"modified":"2013-11-20T17:15:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T09:15:06","slug":"the-most-stinging-one-liners-from-groucho-marx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2010\/02\/the-most-stinging-one-liners-from-groucho-marx\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Stinging One-Liners From Groucho Marx"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>After last week’s post on Oscar Wilde, the people have been clamoring for the other side of the equation. So here we present the best one-liners from Groucho Marx, the only man to successfully match wits with Wilde.*<\/p>\n

If you have never seen Duck Soup<\/a>, you should take the next hour of your day to finally do so. Thanks YouTube!<\/p>\n

#11 Before I speak, I have something important to say.<\/p>\n

#10 It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.<\/p>\n

#9 She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.<\/p>\n

#8 I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.<\/p>\n

#7 My favorite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.<\/p>\n

#6 Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.<\/p>\n

#5 Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.<\/p>\n

#4 I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.<\/p>\n

#3 I’ve been looking for a girl like you — not you, but a girl like you<\/p>\n

#2 He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.<\/p>\n

#1 I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

*Not True. William Shakespeare also successfully matched wits with him, and there is anecdotal evidence that Bob Saget did as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After last week’s post on Oscar Wilde, the people have been clamoring for the other side of the equation. So here we present the best one-liners from Groucho Marx, the only man to successfully match wits with Wilde.* If you have never seen Duck Soup, you should take the next hour of your day to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":753,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[936,932,846,695,934,845,933,935,152],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-writing","tag-bob-saget","tag-duck-soup","tag-groucho-marx","tag-list","tag-one-liners","tag-oscar-wilde","tag-quotes","tag-william-shakespeare","tag-youtube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2794,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions\/2794"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}