{"id":61,"date":"2009-10-14T11:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T15:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/2009\/10\/14\/the-life-and-times-of-baron-manfred-von-richthofen\/"},"modified":"2013-11-16T20:17:11","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T12:17:11","slug":"the-life-and-times-of-baron-manfred-von-richthofen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2009\/10\/the-life-and-times-of-baron-manfred-von-richthofen\/","title":{"rendered":"The Life And Times Of Baron Manfred von Richthofen"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"red_baron\"<\/a>Contrary to popular belief, the Red Baron was not a Robber Baron. It is a common mistake, since they have the same surname. The Red Baron was a famous World War I fighter pilot. He was very successful at his job, but he did not have a monopoly on aircraft, nor did he become a millionaire. He did however go on to star in the comic strip, Peanuts.<\/p>\n

The Red Baron’s real name was Manfred von Richthofen. No wonder he changed his name to the Red Baron. His name looks German. Since he fought in the World War on the side of the Germans, we can safely conclude that he was indeed German himself.<\/p>\n

The Robber Barons were not German. They were American entrepreneurs. They could not fly airplanes because airplanes had not been invented yet.<\/p>\n

Some people surmise that the Red Baron was descended from the Robber Barons. This is stupid. Obviously, once it is realized that the Red Baron is German, and the Robber Barons were American, this does not make sense. If you read this on Wikipedia, you will regret not paying for a membership at Encyclopedia Britannica<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The German word for Baron is Freiherr. It means Free Lord<\/span>. How ironic! If the Robber Barons had been Free Lords, they never would have become so rich. They made all of their money by selling the products they had monopolies on. This is how an economy works. Look it up with your new Encyclopedia Britannica membership<\/a>.<\/p>\n

They do share one thing in common. They are both wicked cool. The Red Baron shot down 80 planes during World War I. If he had been in Top Gun, he would have had one of the really good nicknames, like Ice Man, not something stupid like Goose. The Robber Barons, specifically Andrew Mellon (who according to Wikipedia had a fruit monopoly), created supply side economics.<\/p>\n

Sometimes I wish the Red Baron were descended from the Robber Barons. My life would be much simpler then.<\/p>\n

Lyric Of The Day:<\/p>\n

Come on, come on let’s have a song<\/span><\/span><\/a>
the morning sun is soon to come
we don’t have time to linger on<\/p>\n

There comes a time, there comes a
time to make it right when I was wrong
and someday girl we’ll get along.<\/p>\n

Goodbye to all your plans
you can listen to me now
your head is bent out of shape
but your feet are on the ground
but all in all, the ceiling’s coming down<\/p>\n

I take my time to face the day
it’s good to hear you talk this way
so we’ll keep this up as friends<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

<\/span><\/a>
this time, nothing’s wrong
I’ll stand up as I’ll shake your hand,
we’ll be alright<\/p>\n

Then I’ll do it all again<\/p>\n

“Bows + Arrows”
-The Walkmen
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