{"id":578,"date":"2009-12-26T13:35:02","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T05:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=578"},"modified":"2013-11-19T17:00:58","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T09:00:58","slug":"merry-baby-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2009\/12\/merry-baby-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Baby Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/baby_documentary.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/baby_documentary-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"baby_documentary\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" style=\"margin-right:5px;\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-579\" \/><\/a>It is with great risk to my personal safety that I bring you this latest warning.  After my last <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2009\/12\/06\/babies\/\">post<\/a> about babies, two gun toting toddler thugs paid me a visit.  They gifted me to some broken ribs and two black eyes before warning me I&#8217;d better stop posting about babies if I knew what was good for me.<\/p>\n<p>Either I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s good for me, or it&#8217;s worth the risk to warn you about the danger.<\/p>\n<p>The Baby Collective has produced a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/focus_features\/babies\/\">documentary<\/a> to further bolster their reputation.  They know the key to success in their plot to take over the world rests in winning the battle for public opinion.<\/p>\n<p>Be warned.  Everyone has to do their part to stop their diabolical machinations.  Otherwise, it won&#8217;t be long until we are over run by babies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is with great risk to my personal safety that I bring you this latest warning. After my last post about babies, two gun toting toddler thugs paid me a visit. They gifted me to some broken ribs and two black eyes before warning me I&#8217;d better stop posting about babies if I knew what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":579,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[495,610,612,608,609,611],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-writing","tag-babies","tag-baby-violence","tag-crime-syndicate","tag-documentary","tag-firearms","tag-world-domination"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2757,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions\/2757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}