{"id":56,"date":"2009-09-21T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/2009\/09\/21\/first-there-was-nothing-then-there-was-calvin\/"},"modified":"2013-11-16T18:54:39","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T10:54:39","slug":"first-there-was-nothing-then-there-was-calvin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2009\/09\/first-there-was-nothing-then-there-was-calvin\/","title":{"rendered":"First There Was Nothing&#8230;Then There Was Calvin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_wcmrMkzl7V4\/SrcDLofaoJI\/AAAAAAAAAws\/boiCFvu-e_4\/s1600-h\/tyrannosaurus_in_f-14s.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 113px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_wcmrMkzl7V4\/SrcDLofaoJI\/AAAAAAAAAws\/boiCFvu-e_4\/s320\/tyrannosaurus_in_f-14s.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383775377927348370\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">#1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/calvinandhobbes\/\">Calvin and Hobbes<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">See <a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/all-sorts-of-blue.html\">Introduction<\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"> | <a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/world-needs-more-laughter-fewer-awkward.html\">#9<\/a><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/dinosaurs-are-notoriously-bad-at-making.html\">#8<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/marmaduke-would-look-quite-dapper-in.html\"> #7<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/humor-in-two-dimensions.html\">#6<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/it-is-also-well-drawn.html\">#5<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/sad-children-cannot-help-but-be-awful.html\">#4<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/balloon-is-metaphor-which-represents.html\">#3<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/dancewithsunflowers.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/t-rex-de-le-mancha.html\">#2<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span>Not fair, you cry.  It&#8217;s not a webcomic.  It was a newspaper comic strip, and its creator retired well before the rise of the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps, but thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/\">UCLICK<\/a> and Google Reader, I can still read it every day.  And whether or not it truly belongs on a list of webcomics, its tremendous influence on the medium cannot be denied.  An entire generation of Americans has been shaped by reading Calvin and Hobbes every morning.<\/p>\n<p>As the folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/progressiveboink.com\/archive\/calvinhobbes.htm\">Progressive Boink<\/a> expressed it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I can confidently state that Calvin and Hobbes outclasses the rest of the comic strip world more than anything else has ever outclassed the rest of its medium. Sans this strip, the industry is characterized by guys sitting on rocks making stupid puns, a Family Circus kid misunderstanding the meaning of a word, or an overweight father playing golf while telling jokes such as I LIKE GOLF and GOLF IS HARD. It&#8217;s a medium that doesn&#8217;t really deserve something as good as Calvin and Hobbes, but it got it anyway, and the newspaper-reading world was made a better place by it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hyperbole, yes.  But not by much.  Calvin and Hobbes was much more than just entertaining. It made us think.  Even as children, we recognized ourselves in the two protagonists, whether in their stringent refusal to yield to authority, their inability to escape their own nature, or the way in which they are so misunderstood by the adults around them.  They are miniature philosophers, and we will forever owe Bill Watterson a debt for their creation.<\/p>\n<p>Since his retirement, Watterson has become our generation&#8217;s Salinger.  The longer he resists any kind of compromise or comeback, the more the legend of Calvin and Hobbes grows.  He is the Beatles, minus the solo careers, Abraham Lincoln, absent a bullet in the head.<\/p>\n<p>It is incredible to realize that Calvin and Hobbes only ran for a single decade.  It is as much a part of my mornings as the New York Times, breakfast cereal, or oxygen.<br \/>Be thankful we lived to see it, and feel sad for those who passed their lives in the interminable dark ages that proceeded its advent.<\/p>\n<p>Milan Kundera writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Once upon a time I too thought that the future was the only competent judge of our works and actions. Later on I understood that chasing after the future is the worst conformism of all, a craven flattery of the mighty.  For the future is always mightier than the present.  It will pass judgement on us, of course. And without any competence.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who can say how the future will judge Calvin and Hobbes. In two hundred years, will our sons and daughters will be reading it alongside Faulkner, Beckett, and Fitzgerald?  I can only assert that they should be.<\/p>\n<p>Lyric Of The Day:<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a miniature philosopher<br \/>He takes notes on all he reads<br \/>But that doesn&#8217;t satisfy his needs<br \/>He&#8217;s a desk clerk at the bank and trust<br \/>There&#8217;s so many contracts and paperwork to do<br \/>He gets so busy at the bank and trust<br \/>There is no time for Nietzsche or Camus<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a miniature philosopher<br \/>He writes essays on Voltaire<br \/>But if he died no one would care<\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t know why his life turned out this way<br \/>No one ever reads his dissertations or allegoric plays<br \/>So he comforts himself while searching a rhyme<br \/>That the public rarely recognize a genius in their time<br \/>(poor little guy)<br \/>He&#8217;s a miniature philosopher<br \/>Though he hasn&#8217;t got a friend<br \/>He&#8217;s sure he&#8217;ll be famous in the end<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Miniature Philosopher&#8221;<br \/>-Of Montreal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#1 Calvin and Hobbes See Introduction | #9|#8| #7|#6|#5|#4|#3|#2 Not fair, you cry. 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